Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation

Saturday, 28 June 2008

Yesterday was a very busy day for Abimount, so none of the editors had time to write entries. The announcements made on Thursday spawned almost immediate responses in the press worldwide. The amount of coverage and hype concerning Abimount was over three times bigger than the usual on Fridays!

Financial Times made an extra edition to fully concentrate on Abimount and to explore every possible outcome that Abimount might have to the future of global economy.

Financial Times 27.6.2008
Financial Times 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


New York Times also, as is their habit, published a tremendous article of the backgrounds and of current and upcoming projects of Abimount. Staff from our Information Department spent a total of 400 hours in phone calls with NYT editors on Thursday afternoon, only to give them all information they wanted.


New York Times 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


European newspapers, however, found the gossip aspect more important. As soon as Abimount’s French editor-in-chief “mademoiselle”, released her marvelous commentary, began an enormous hype of her real identity. Le Monde, which usually does not take part in such discussion, also found the case worth inspecting.


Le Monde 28.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


Le Monde’s guess, that “mademoiselle” would in fact be Paris Hilton, was proven to be wrong by Le Figaro, as they found out the fact, that Miss Hilton does not speak French well enough to be Abimount’s editor-in-chief in France! Le Figaro even found a rare picture of "mademoiselle", though she cannot be identified from it.


Le Figaro 28.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


We here in Abimount congratulate Le Figaro for their great deduction skill, that, once again, hit right to the bull’s eye. We certainly would not hire anyone, who does not speak perfect French, to be our editor-in-chief in France. Though we have to point out, due to our pity towards usually so reliable Le Monde, that “mademoiselle”, (whose identity we know, but won’t tell yet!) does in fact resemble Miss Hilton quite a lot!

To bring up some more hype, we uncover some more details of her. As Miss Hilton, also "mademoiselle" is probably best known of her career as an international supermodel, often seen in magazine covers. And, as Miss Hilton, she has also succeeded on her singing career. She has even been seen performing in the karaoke of nightclubs of the world-famous Tallink-boats!

And as we are firmly based in Finland, the Finnish papers naturally participated in the hype! They were as fast as lightning to come up with bettings of our business partners.


Iltalehti 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.



7 päivää 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Bonjour les gens de SACCE!
Salut tout le monde!
Votre editor en France ne sait pas si elle parle français ou anglais ici! Mais elle sait qu'elle écrit mieux en anglais. Quand meme,elle va essayer d'écrire en français parce qu'elle doit faire son bac de français le septembre prochain!
Donc, je vais entrer dans le vif du sujet. Nous sommes les ABIS maintenant, jiihaa!félicitations! Et il faut que nous fassions le Abileffa. C'est une grande besogne, mais je pense que nous nous en sortir vivant et nous allons faire un film magnifique et superbe!
J'espère que vous n'avez pas commencé le travail avec le Abileffa. A savoir que je voudrais aussi participer le travail un peu :)
Oh lalaaa. Je regrette mon français trop mauvais (je devrais écrire mieux parce que je suis en France^^) pour tous les gens qui étudie français!
A bientôt et bonne soirée!

The Information Department of the Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation is definitely going wild!! They have just announced the date when the Abileffa '09 (working name) will be ready! The premiere is set to be in February 2009 in the gym hall of Olari High School. We'll look forward to that!

Our Information Department just announced, that the manuscript for the Abileffa '09 is almost done!!! Though it remains unknown for the public, if Woody Allen and Francis Ford Coppola are both participating in the writing process, or if there is only one of them. We'll see!

ps. Certain information received from the Information Department tells us, that there most certainly is a cat in the movie. What does this crypted message mean? We will find in the premiere, if not before!
Due to huge amount of requests, the SACCE (Sophistication, Art, Culture, Creativity and Entertainment) -Group has released its much hyped weblog!

Even though we are at the moment located mostly in Finland, we have to write the blog in English, because of the sponsorship deals with multinational corporations and the demands of our huge international fanbase [and because SACCE-Group always tries to improve its English]. Though from time to time, some announcements might show up in Finnish, or in French, if our editors in France find something worth reporting.

Main point today, however, is to launch SACCE-Group's new subsidiary, Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation [AMPC]. AMPC is the group's movie production unit, which works independently but uses the weblog of the SACCE-Group to give information, due to the existing brilliant infrastructure and fantastic fanbase of the site.

Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation is at this very moment working on a huge project, which proceeds under the working name Abileffa '09. The budget is estimated to settle around 600 million usd, but the industrial disputes in Hollywood might rise the budget to a record amount of over 1 billion usd.

Updates on Abileffa '09 coming soon, so stay tuned!