Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation

Saturday, 7 March 2009

ABIVIDEO NETISSÄ

Viimein netissä Olarin lukion vuoden 2009 abivideo "Fast Times at Olari High".







Peeenkkarit!!

Abileffa näytettiin julksesti ensimmäistä kertaa, yllättäen, penkkareissa. Vaikka kyseessä onkin kasa enemmän ja vieläkin enemmän randomia huumoria, joka ei millään ilveellä voi kovin hyvin juuri kellekään (tuskin edes tekijöille) aueta, niin tuntui elokuva saavan varsin positiivisen vastaanoton.

Kävimme myös heittämässä karkkia Espoon luontoon, tästä kaikesta kuvia alla:







Friday, 23 January 2009

Abivideon traileri julkaistu



Olarin abileffa MMIX: Fast times at Olari High.
Tätä hyvää kannattaa odottaa.

Monday, 19 January 2009

Leffaan liittyy nyrkkeilyä!?!

Kuten aiemmin julkaistusta julisteesta saattoi päätellä, saattaa leffassa hyvinkin esiintyä jonkinasteista kehässä hutkimista. Paljastukset saavat jatkoa näiden kuvien myötä.



Edistystä

Abimount-studioiden suuruudenhullu projekti etenee määrätietoisesti kohti suurta päämääräänsä, itse elokuvan valmistumista. Tähän asti tätä blogia on kirjoitettu englanniksi, koska kansainvälinen fanikuntamme on niin vaatinut (nooot, toimitus ei vain jaksanut treenata syksyllä enkun ylppäreihin millään järkevällä tavalla)... Mutta uusi vuosi, uudet kujeet ja täten myös uusi kieli seuraaviin teksteihin.

Espoon kadut, puistot ja kaupungin urheilutilat ovat joutuneet pyytämättään ja yllättäen Abileffan kuvauspaikoiksi. Kuvauksia on toki tehty myös hirvittävän kalliiden sisälavastuksien keskellä, sillä budjetti oli niin valtaisan suuri, että sille oli vaikeaa keksiä käyttöä.

Seuraavaksi suunnitelmissa on lisää huimia kuvauskeikkoja ympäri hoodeja ja jos aikaansaavuuspuuska yllättää pahemman kerran niin saatamme spammata koulun seiniä julisteilla ja mainoksilla hyvinkin pian.


GO GH!!!!


Samuli vaatimalla vaati päästä pääosaan, mutta sopimusteknisten ristiriitojen vuoksi hänen näkyvyytensä lopullisessa elokuvassa on vielä epäselvää.


Tämän kohtauksen filmausta varten Copacabanalle Rioon rakennetut leuanvetotelineet.

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Abivideon juliste

Monday, 17 November 2008

The first ad



The first ad for the mighty Abimovie has been published by the brave and diligent students from FA08.

Thursday, 2 October 2008

A glimpse on what's coming!

Abimovie trailers and the movie itself are very possibly going to be ready at some point. Anyhow before that, it's time to link here some stuff that has inspired us to do the movie. We most certainly will reuse some ideas from these, so watch carefully these phenomenal expressions of modern art and you just might catch an idea on what's coming!


Here's the LHC-rap, Straight Outta CERN.


Couple of years ago Hoff was as cool as ever.


... or even cooler than ever before?

Thursday, 17 July 2008


There has been a long time without any updates, because we've been BUSY!

Week 27: Abimount editors had a full schedule of meetings around Mediterranean. Meetings were held between Abimount execs and representatives from the leading European fashion houses and technology companies. Some collaborations might be announced later, so stay tuned!

Week 28: There was some great proceeding in the history of Abimount during this one single week. First of all, great steering meeting was held at the world famous Mattby beach on Saturday. As the subjects discussed in the steering meeting required more thinking, an urgent SACCE Group's board meeting was scheduled for Sunday. It was held on one of the best Finnish golf courses, Espoo Golf & Country Club. SACCE Group's board was, as usual, accompanied by two of the best Finnish female golfers.

Week 29: As we [Abimount] are an active organization, with a great holding company, we immediately reacted to the decisions made by SACCE Group's board. As a result, Abileffa '09 Script Developing Committee had a meeting yesterday. SGAA09SDC [Sacce Group's Abimount Abileffa '09 Script Developing Committee] spent hours and hours in vivid discussions and finally ended up with an even slicker version of the script! This is something truly worth waiting. It can already be predicted, that the very final script will be finished within a week of this post.

We apologize the long pause between the blog entries. From now on, we try to update the blog biweekly, and hopefully even more often, when there is some major proceeding or big announcements!

Saturday, 28 June 2008

Yesterday was a very busy day for Abimount, so none of the editors had time to write entries. The announcements made on Thursday spawned almost immediate responses in the press worldwide. The amount of coverage and hype concerning Abimount was over three times bigger than the usual on Fridays!

Financial Times made an extra edition to fully concentrate on Abimount and to explore every possible outcome that Abimount might have to the future of global economy.

Financial Times 27.6.2008
Financial Times 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


New York Times also, as is their habit, published a tremendous article of the backgrounds and of current and upcoming projects of Abimount. Staff from our Information Department spent a total of 400 hours in phone calls with NYT editors on Thursday afternoon, only to give them all information they wanted.


New York Times 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


European newspapers, however, found the gossip aspect more important. As soon as Abimount’s French editor-in-chief “mademoiselle”, released her marvelous commentary, began an enormous hype of her real identity. Le Monde, which usually does not take part in such discussion, also found the case worth inspecting.


Le Monde 28.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


Le Monde’s guess, that “mademoiselle” would in fact be Paris Hilton, was proven to be wrong by Le Figaro, as they found out the fact, that Miss Hilton does not speak French well enough to be Abimount’s editor-in-chief in France! Le Figaro even found a rare picture of "mademoiselle", though she cannot be identified from it.


Le Figaro 28.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.


We here in Abimount congratulate Le Figaro for their great deduction skill, that, once again, hit right to the bull’s eye. We certainly would not hire anyone, who does not speak perfect French, to be our editor-in-chief in France. Though we have to point out, due to our pity towards usually so reliable Le Monde, that “mademoiselle”, (whose identity we know, but won’t tell yet!) does in fact resemble Miss Hilton quite a lot!

To bring up some more hype, we uncover some more details of her. As Miss Hilton, also "mademoiselle" is probably best known of her career as an international supermodel, often seen in magazine covers. And, as Miss Hilton, she has also succeeded on her singing career. She has even been seen performing in the karaoke of nightclubs of the world-famous Tallink-boats!

And as we are firmly based in Finland, the Finnish papers naturally participated in the hype! They were as fast as lightning to come up with bettings of our business partners.


Iltalehti 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.



7 päivää 27.6.2008. Click the picture to see a bigger version.

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Bonjour les gens de SACCE!
Salut tout le monde!
Votre editor en France ne sait pas si elle parle français ou anglais ici! Mais elle sait qu'elle écrit mieux en anglais. Quand meme,elle va essayer d'écrire en français parce qu'elle doit faire son bac de français le septembre prochain!
Donc, je vais entrer dans le vif du sujet. Nous sommes les ABIS maintenant, jiihaa!félicitations! Et il faut que nous fassions le Abileffa. C'est une grande besogne, mais je pense que nous nous en sortir vivant et nous allons faire un film magnifique et superbe!
J'espère que vous n'avez pas commencé le travail avec le Abileffa. A savoir que je voudrais aussi participer le travail un peu :)
Oh lalaaa. Je regrette mon français trop mauvais (je devrais écrire mieux parce que je suis en France^^) pour tous les gens qui étudie français!
A bientôt et bonne soirée!

The Information Department of the Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation is definitely going wild!! They have just announced the date when the Abileffa '09 (working name) will be ready! The premiere is set to be in February 2009 in the gym hall of Olari High School. We'll look forward to that!

Our Information Department just announced, that the manuscript for the Abileffa '09 is almost done!!! Though it remains unknown for the public, if Woody Allen and Francis Ford Coppola are both participating in the writing process, or if there is only one of them. We'll see!

ps. Certain information received from the Information Department tells us, that there most certainly is a cat in the movie. What does this crypted message mean? We will find in the premiere, if not before!
Due to huge amount of requests, the SACCE (Sophistication, Art, Culture, Creativity and Entertainment) -Group has released its much hyped weblog!

Even though we are at the moment located mostly in Finland, we have to write the blog in English, because of the sponsorship deals with multinational corporations and the demands of our huge international fanbase [and because SACCE-Group always tries to improve its English]. Though from time to time, some announcements might show up in Finnish, or in French, if our editors in France find something worth reporting.

Main point today, however, is to launch SACCE-Group's new subsidiary, Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation [AMPC]. AMPC is the group's movie production unit, which works independently but uses the weblog of the SACCE-Group to give information, due to the existing brilliant infrastructure and fantastic fanbase of the site.

Abimount Motion Pictures Corporation is at this very moment working on a huge project, which proceeds under the working name Abileffa '09. The budget is estimated to settle around 600 million usd, but the industrial disputes in Hollywood might rise the budget to a record amount of over 1 billion usd.

Updates on Abileffa '09 coming soon, so stay tuned!